Jareth, Goblin King

Dear me. All this effort, and suddenly I don't know quite what to say. Such a strange labyrinth, this internet. What magics the humans play with. Different, to be sure. Very different from what I wield, what I create and am created from. But not beyond me. Oh no. Soon, very soon, I fancy this shall be my realm as much as my own Labyrinth. The Labyrinth. The original, whatever those pesky cretians might claim.

Yes. A new realm. A new exploration. Theater, and now this. Ha! I do believe this will be fun.

Welcome, all of you. And beware.